Shiny... Let's be bad guys

Feb 27, 200912 min read

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Published: Feb 27, 2009

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Today is Adam Baldwin's birthday www.imdb.com/name/nm0000284/

In honor of that I went searching for some good pictures of him here on DA to feature. Most of them are from Firefly/Serenity www.imdb.com/title/tt0303461/ www.imdb.com/title/tt0379786/, well, actually I think all of them are from Firefly/Serenity www.imdb.com/title/tt0303461/ www.imdb.com/title/tt0379786/. I LOVE the character Jayne Cobb www.imdb.com/character/ch00038….

Some of my favorite quotes from Firefly/Serenity (in no particular order)
Got a bunch from here www.planetclaire.org/firefly/j… and www.imdb.com/character/ch00038…

"Shiny, let's be bad guys"

Simon (about Jayne's attacker): Ah yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you're still alive.
Jayne: He looked bigger when I couldn't see him.

"That there, exactly the kind of diversion we could've used."

Jayne (reading Simon's diary, sort of):"Dear Diary, today I was pompous and my sister was crazy. Today we were kidnapped by hillfolk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever."

"See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken somewhere fun."

"We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient. "

"How's it sit? Pretty cutting, don't you think?"

Jayne Cobb: We're gonna explode? I don't wanna explode!
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Jayne, how many weapons you plan on bringing? You only got the two arms.
Jayne Cobb: I just get excitable as to choice- like to have my options open.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: I don't plan on any shooting taking place during this job.
Jayne Cobb: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: No grenades.
[Jayne groans]
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: No grenades!

"Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think?"

"Well, don't shoot me first!"

"She is startin' to damage my calm."

Kaylee Frye: Goin' on a year now I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries!
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Oh, God! I can't *know* that!
Jayne Cobb: I could stand to hear a little more.

Jayne Cobb: Ain't logical. Cuttin' on his own face, rapin' and murdering - Hell, I'll kill a man in a fair fight... or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight, or if he bothers me, or if there's a woman, or if I'm gettin' paid - mostly only when I'm gettin' paid. But these Reavers... last ten years they show up like the bogeyman from stories. Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?

"These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me."

"You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. Now we're finishing this deal"

"Hey! What you two think you're doing? Fightin' at a time like this? You'll use up all the air."

And from my favorite episode:

"Ah, hey! I got an idea. Instead'a us hangin' around playin' art critic 'til I get pitched by The Man, how's about we move away from this eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that? "

"Far as I see it, you people been given the shortest end of the stick ever been offered a human soul in this crap-heel 'verse. But you took that end, and you - well, you took it. And that's - Well, I guess that's somethin'. "

"You guys had a riot? On account o' me? My very own riot?"

There are many, many, many more. You should check them out. Better yet, watch the shows and the movie, and the extras on the movie. Damn those were "HIGH-larious"!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ADAM!!!